Posted on 05/20/2016 2:21:33 PM PDT by ProudFossil
Any Jeff Foxworthy fans out there?
You may have seen this before, worth a re-watch.
If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, — you might live in a country that is run by idiots.
If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that is run by idiots.
If you have to get your parents' permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that is run by idiots.
If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that is run by idiots.
If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a nation that is run by idiots.
If, in the nation's largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that is run by idiots.
If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that is run by idiots.
If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more — you might live in a nation that is run by idiots.
If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is "cute" but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable — you might live in a nation that is run by idiots.
If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones — you might live in a nation that is run by idiots.
If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage — you might live in a nation that is run by idiots.
LET'S SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT
But then...
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET...
A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE... SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE... FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS... SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE... FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE... A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON... BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE... THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT... AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE...!!!
IT'S ABOUT TIME TO WAKE UP AMERICA....
MAYBE WE SHOULD CONSIDER THIS IN THE FORTHCOMING BIG ELECTION...???
——the crazy new leaders in Egypt-—
the current leaders are not crazy
If you live in a country that mandates, from a President elected twice, that mentally ill or perverted people who want to pretend they are the opposite sex from what they physically are, have the right to use the bathrooms and showers of those whose sex does not match their won...you live in a nation of idiots.
If someone applies for and receives SSI benefits because they are too mentally disabled to function in society, but it is controversial that they might be excluded from being able to purchase firearms -— you live in a nation of idiots.
I think this was written a while back when the brothers were in power
No “might” about it - we DO live in a country run by idiots (and worse)!
Snopes (yeah, I know...) says 2013 and NOT Foxworthy.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/idiots.asp
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