[Buttons12]

I found a hidden government mic in my bathroom. I hid it in my cat's dinner and he ate it. They will be listening to litterbox scratches for at least 3 months. I don't clean the litterbox often.

Excellent work, Agent 205091.
I have just returned from Mexico City where I established identity as a native of Honduras. I shall now be able to present as an illegal immigrant to America, and in a few months I should be able to steal my own (true, American) identity. I shall have the benefits of an illegal to compensate for the responsibilities of a citizen!

[Paladin2]

"I should be able to steal my own (true, American) identity. "

Excellent!

Now there is a Plan!