[sport]

As much as it pains me to have to say it, I don’t think that we will fight back/

[Captainpaintball]

I have visions. Visions of thousands of humanoids running across a bridge near me. A bridge from the city to the suburbs, basically. I see thousands running, with no food, water, no idea how to fend for themselves, or wipe their ass properly--these are the people who can not wear pants correctly, remember...

Anyway, they are running, and there are cars and trucks at the end of the bridge to barricade/slow the flow of the chamber pot. There are armed bubbas and Ned Flanders and Clint Eastwoods from Gran Torino standing there. They STILL don't do anything, and now the humanoids have guns!