Come to think of it, I’ve never seen him throw a baseball, either. The last thing we need is another sissy throwing out the first pitch for baseball games.
I don’t know if you know Guy Ferrari from Food Network.
We were at a Cincy Ballgame about 2 years ago, and he was the designated first pitch thrower.
Not only was it totally, entirely like a girl, but honestly, it didn’t make it half way.
I thought to myself, “Self, this ‘guy’ can’t throw a baseball AT ALL!”