I don’t know if you know Guy Ferrari from Food Network.
We were at a Cincy Ballgame about 2 years ago, and he was the designated first pitch thrower.
Not only was it totally, entirely like a girl, but honestly, it didn’t make it half way.
I thought to myself, “Self, this ‘guy’ can’t throw a baseball AT ALL!”
You saw Obama throw, right? I have sisters, and I never saw a girl throw worse than that. It was like he had never picked up a ball in his life. He should have been wearing a tutu, which he might have preferred.