Sometimes, you just have to reach a bit far.
Second tour ‘Nam. UCMJ defendants could ask any officer to be their defense counsel.
One of my 11ACR E-7s got busted for “frolicking” in the nude with a local bar girl on a fire escape of the Rex Hotel.
I got him off (from a very cool Trial Board of combat officers, not some REMFs) under a 1888 Army Regulation, never repealed, that allowed “Officers and Senior Non-Commissioned Officers not be wearing a standard Army uniform, but to be attired in a uniform commensurate with the sport in which they are engaged.”
One of the LTCs on the Board later bought me a drink, not for winning the case, but making my argument with a straight face.
Sleep well.
LOL. Can I put you on retainer? :-)