[HomerBohn]

The two are so close that if Huma would roll over in bed on her stomach, Hillary would smother to death.

[Dilbert San Diego]

Why is Huma with Hillary all the time?,,Huma has a small son at home. I bet Huma spends more time with Hillary then with her own family. Something doesn’t add up.

[Mr. K]

They share a room in the hotels when they travel, with the doors locked and no secret service access

To use Bill Clinton’s own words: “She’s eaten more p***y than I have”

[MichaelCorleone]

Hooma was a WH intern, eh?

Odds are Bill ‘knew’ her before Hillary did.

[MarvinStinson]

their 17 years together

[austingirl]

“Body woman” indeed. Huma controls Hillary with sex and is her muslim brotherhood handler. All the big dims have one.

[mountainlion]

“body woman” ??

Wouldn’t Concubine be more appropriate?

[IronJack]

Let’s just say that when Hillary itches, Huma scratches.

[DCBryan1]

About as close as deli meat on crusty bread:

[llevrok]

I’ve long said, Hitlery will come “out” during the general election campaign. It’s all about the womyn’s vote.

[AnotherUnixGeek]

How close are Huma Abedin and Hillary Clinton?

Who cares? Hillary's husband was a fairly pragmatic moderate liberal, but she's a doctrinaire leftist. Any aide or advisor she has will be a hardcore statist too, doesn't matter how close they are to her.

[longfellow]

So close you can’t see the strap on.

[Old Yeller]

The Iranian spy and the treasonous SOS.

[G Larry]

Just a hair’s breath apart.....

[fredhead]

Mutual munchers of textile floor coverings.