[Pelham]

First, you take one part bipolar disorder, mix in a healthy shot of Mormon theology, shake well, then top it off with delusions of grandeur. Serve over ice. That’s the Glenn Beck Cocktail. Cheers!

[Elsie]

...mix in a healthy shot of Mormon theology,...

You'd be mixed up; too; if you try to live by Mormon Scripture!

 

What's for dinner?

 

D&C 49:18-19  18 And whoso forbiddeth to abstain from meats, that man should not eat the same, is not ordained of God; 19 For, behold, the beasts of the field and the fowls of the air, and that which cometh of the earth, is ordained for the use of man for food and for raiment, and that he might have in abundance.

D&C 89:12-13  12 Yea, flesh also of beasts and of the fowls of the air, I, the Lord, have ordained for the use of man with thanksgiving; nevertheless they are to be used sparingly; 13 And it is pleasing unto me that they should not be used, only in times of winter, or of cold, or famine.