[nopardons]

Sweety, you couldn't afford to pay the property taxes on just my garage and there are NO cars on my from lawns; nor the multiple acreage my house sits upon.

No only have I seen the inside of one college, I have graduated from two very good ones ( undergrad and grad school ), as well as the progeny's.

Nor am I an "idiot'; but YOU most assuredly are one, as well as being a barely functioning illiterate !

[Dagnabitt]

.. there are NO cars on my from [sic] lawns

You got them all jump-started? Good to hear. Keep up the good work.