My daughter wants to know for sure because it’s 1:16am here and she’s just finishing her homework. She won’t bother anymore if we’re all going to die soon.
“My daughter wants to know for sure because it’s 1:16am here and she’s just finishing her homework. She won’t bother anymore if we’re all going to die soon.”
True story
The day before the Mayan calendar predicted the end of the world a guy called me at the reference desk in the university library where I worked. He wanted to know what time in Guam time was this supposed to happen. I asked him why he needed to know that and he said “My wife wants me to go to a Christmas party where she works and I hate her boss. I was just wondering if maybe I won’t have to go.”
I tried to look it up but the best I could do was to tell him that unfortunately since we are on the other side of the international dateline from Mexico our destruction had to wait until the following day.