(GENTLE HUG & CHASTE SMOOCH RETURNED)
First, I had to take deep breaths.
(DEEP BREATH, DEEP BREATH)
Then I had to talk to myself and calm myself down.
“You can handle this. FR has been down before.”
(SWEATING PROFUSELY)
You aren’t addicted. You can stop FReeping anytime you want.”
(DEEP BREATH, STILL SWEATING)
“Oh, it’s finally back? The DNS issue has been solved?”
(ON MY KNEES, TEARS OF JOY)
“An atheist’s prayers have been answered. Thank Science! Thank you, Science!”
(The above is an obscure “South Park” reference.)
“I’m back to normal. My hands aren’t clammy. The sun is shining through the rain showers. Yes. YES!!! IT’S BACK!!!!”
Does anyone see any real numbers? Actual vote counts?