[CedarDave]

“Warning. Solar farms cause global warning. High heat kills wildlife and plant life. We are doomed.” Nearby wind farms counter the heat of the solar farms. 97% of scientists agree that they can save the planet by doing these things. /s

Solar farms roast the birds, wind farms slice and dice them. Between the two of them we can get rid of a whole class of wildlife and won't have to worry about the dang endangered species act as "renewable" energy trumps eagles and hawks.
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[LucienCA13]

HAHA! Now we need a giant bread slicer and we can end world hunger!