One night in late October,
When I was far from sober,
Walking home with my “manly pride”,
My feet begin to stutter,
So I laid down in the gutter
And a pig walked up and lay down by my side.
A lady passing near was heard to say,
“You can tell a man who boozes,
By the company he chooses.”
Then, the pig got up and slowly walked away.
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An old ditty my Daddy taught me . . .