Barack Obama to dine with Queen at Windsor Castle for her 90th birthday

Daily Express ^ | March 16, 2016 | Richard Palmer

[jessduntno]

“She’s a pretty nice girl, but she doesn’t have a lot to say.”

Have you noticed she changes from day to day?

[jessduntno]

Barack: “I wanna pigfoot and a bottle of beer.”

[tumblindice]

She’s from Birmingham
Way down in Alabam
She segued from boob belts to Auntie Esther.

[Texas Fossil]

She knows what he is and what he thinks. She thinks less of him than he thinks of himself. His symbol is ∅, an imaginary number representing absence of value.

[Talisker]

Wow, look at those shoulders. She really does look like a guy in a dress. I don't know of any other woman who has her body build.

[onedoug]

Michelle may not actually be a drag queen, but she sure looks like one.

[Qiviut]

Slab of lab, German Shepherd pot pie and Spotted Pug?

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As long as there are no Pembroke Welsh Corgis ......

[kalee]

ROFLOL Good one!

[Dagnabitt]

Michelle was a large awkward women with few dating prospects. Fortunately, mutual friends knew of an ambitious young gay man who needed a “beard” for his planned political career.

[EinNYC]

[Cementjungle]

Looks like Moochelle has some chain link fencing tangled up around her neck. Ole Barry has real class when it comes to gifts to his lady.

[funfan]

Hope she makes it to 91 after a visit from o you never know what will happen.

[tumblindice]

That would certainly give the old girl a start.
“Your Majesty, I’m dreadfully sorry to inform you that the American is eating ‘Teddie’.
“He calls him Welsh rarebit.”

[BAW]

Wonder what gift he will take this time? Remember the CD of his speeches he presented last time? Hard to top that!

[chit*chat]

She’s supposed to be reptilian, maybe she’ll have him FOR lunch.

[dinodino]

Her Majesty’s a pretty nice girl, but she changes from day to day...

[Secret Agent Man]

Why? He hates white people.

Only good thing is hemonly gates himself half as much as most people hate him.

[MarvinStinson]

Who is the broad shouldered man on the right?

[faithhopecharity]

Maybe Calife O will give HRH a burka to wear for their joint photo op session

[miss marmelstein]

The royal women wear weights on the hems of their dresses to prevent the embarrassing sights you see in these photos. Michelle and her 21 WH consultants don't even bother reading books on the royals or protocol with the Queen. Last time, Bammie drank a toast before the end of their national anthem was played. The Queen wasn't pleased.