[Dagnabitt]

I agree that Cruz physically isn’t model material, but it’s nothing that a little orange face paint, yellow hair dye, and a bizarre comb-over won’t fix.

[nascarnation]

He'll be back as a better candidate in 2020.

A little tune-up on his reverse eye slant and schnozz will make a big improvement.

I'd recommend Dubrow and Nassif

[Catsrus]

It would take more than some paint and a combover to fix the ugliness that beset Ted Cruz. I’m not sure plastic surgery would be sufficient. He is ugly inside too, so, there’s that as well.