Seeing Linda have to issue mild praise for Ted pleases me immensely, given what an absolute prick he has been towards him. I know that little worm died a little inside when he had to do that. Oh noes, maybe he'll have to haul his fainting couch over to Turtle Mitch's when he goes to tearfully ask him to pass a meaningless resolution declaring Ted is eligible! I hope they both have a stroke.
Yes! Yeeeeesssssss! Mmmmmm your tears are so yummy and sweet!"
You've gotta eat it, Linda. Now you can EAT ME (and Cruz, muahahaha)!