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Trapped in the outhouse by moose [Alaska]
Alaska Dispatch ^ | February 28, 2016 | Shane Castle

Posted on 03/03/2016 5:26:48 AM PST by SJackson

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To: miss marmelstein
Yup, we had a potbelly stove in the cellar that we ran to keep the pipes from freezing. Prob 100 years old, dad would patch it every year. Threw off a nice even heat.

That's something that I'd forgotten about....hauling wood. Woodpile was outside and would freeze together, so I needed to bring a sledgehammer to knock off what I wanted, then carry it inside to fill up the woodbox. I suspect mom and dad were glad when I was old/big enough to do that for them, it wasn't a fun job. :-)

We had a well. Artesian, not dug - dug wells freeze solid. Water was delicious, but that varies from location to location. In the mountains, the water has a high copper content, so it's got a really strong metallic taste.

Things have changed some since I've been there. Lots of people use pellet stoves for heat - much easier to have someone with a forklift drop off 3-4 pallets of pellets, than cut, split, and stack 6-10 cords of wood. Lots more people use gas for heat now, that's cheaper than filling up an oil tank (what I used to see). 300-400 gallons of heating oil, when it's up over $3.00 a gallon, puts a ding in your budget.

And, I'm not sure what you mean by mufflers....dad had a collection of CAR mufflers that had been knocked off by the frost heave. :-) I'm thinking that you're thinking of something else.

Good Luck!

41 posted on 03/03/2016 6:47:04 AM PST by wbill
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To: null and void
Wow that's ugly looking.

I know SAAB back in the old days used to do a moose collision test.


42 posted on 03/03/2016 6:48:32 AM PST by nascarnation (RIP Scalia. Godspeed)
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To: SJackson

43 posted on 03/03/2016 6:52:11 AM PST by TexasCajun (#BlackViolenceMatters)
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To: nascarnation
Wow that's ugly looking.

Not quite as bad as it looks.

The driver broke her wrist (and desperately needed a bath!).

44 posted on 03/03/2016 6:53:22 AM PST by null and void (This is "They live", and most people would rather fight you than put on the glasses...)
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To: SJackson

.50cal Beowulf with 425gr HPs works better.


45 posted on 03/03/2016 7:00:03 AM PST by Carriage Hill
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To: Darksheare

Not my fault.


46 posted on 03/03/2016 7:06:18 AM PST by Tax-chick (I'm going to be an optimist about this.)
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To: SJackson

We had to make up rhymes in Boy Scouts about things that could hurt you. I did one about mooses.

“A moose in the river
Will make you shiver.

A moose in the trees
Will shake your knees.

But a moose in the grass
Will kick your.....”

I didn’t get that badge.


47 posted on 03/03/2016 7:11:27 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Tax-chick

Nor mine.


48 posted on 03/03/2016 7:12:21 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: SJackson
This beta male metrosexual is not representative of the typical he-man Alaskan. Just want to throw that out there for our Lower 48 readers.
49 posted on 03/03/2016 7:32:19 AM PST by AlaskaErik (I served and protected my country for 31 years. Progressives spent that time trying to destroy it.)
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To: null and void; Darksheare; All

Now, this is just WRONG !


50 posted on 03/03/2016 7:36:46 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) since Nov 2014 (GOPe is that easy to read))
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
I was surprised to get it in at #20.

Couldn't resist. "Are moose dangerous?" Man, talk about a setup.....

51 posted on 03/03/2016 7:38:55 AM PST by wbill
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To: stephenjohnbanker; null and void

Looks worse than that at times.


52 posted on 03/03/2016 7:45:34 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: AlaskaErik

Always cart a rifle to the outhouse.
At least that was a tip I was handed should I ever find myself out that way.
How accurate is it?


53 posted on 03/03/2016 7:46:48 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: miss marmelstein

Not to worry. The Mister and I have been living in Northern Maine for a long time and have yet to be attacked by moose. We see them frequently, and have had some semi-scary encounters while snowmobiling, but mostly they are just a driving hazard. You definitely don’t want to hit one. As long as you don’t make it a habit to drive at night it’s likely you won’t.

Maine is a lovely state, however, rural New England has it’s share of lowlifes just like everywhere else. It’s the other people who make it worthwhile and we really like it here. One great thing about No. Maine is the fact that you can buy a large piece of arable acreage for 500.00 an acre or less. This has contributed to an influx of Amish and Mennonites, who in my estimation make really good neighbors. This part of Maine is an undiscovered gem. Most Mainers think there be dragons here, they have no idea what it’s really like and how it is big sky country, similar to a western landscape - big rolling hills, expansive views and tons of space to roam with very few people. Cheap old farmhouses abound.

Mrs. AV


54 posted on 03/03/2016 7:54:27 AM PST by Atomic Vomit (http://www.cafepress.com/aroostookbeauty/358829)
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To: miss marmelstein

Yes, more dangerous than bears.

They will kick/trample you until you’re dead. Do not think of them as deer. Momma Moose are intensely interested in killing you if you approach their young.


55 posted on 03/03/2016 8:54:07 AM PST by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: miss marmelstein

Yes, they are dangerous. They have no fear of humans and dogs are an enemy as they think a dog is a wolf. They are also unpredictable. We have a lot of them around us in my part of Colorado, but injuries to people are rare.

Most problems happen from hitting them with cars, which usually totals the car, and having them attack people walking their dogs due to their hatred of dogs.

I put a comment on the article about an scary encounter I had while fishing. We love seeing them but give them a wide berth.


56 posted on 03/03/2016 9:12:34 AM PST by SaxxonWoods (Trump and/or Cruz, it's all good)
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To: SJackson

HA HA that typical day in Rural Alaska LOL!


57 posted on 03/03/2016 9:26:01 AM PST by SevenofNine (We are Freepers, all your media bases belong to us ,resistance is futile)
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To: Darksheare
Always cart a rifle to the outhouse. At least that was a tip I was handed should I ever find myself out that way. How accurate is it?

I would be carrying something. A large caliber revolver, at the very least. A shotgun loaded with slugs if I was in grizzly territory.

58 posted on 03/03/2016 10:02:55 AM PST by AlaskaErik (I served and protected my country for 31 years. Progressives spent that time trying to destroy it.)
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To: Darksheare; stephenjohnbanker; Tax-chick

I’m taking the fifth on this....wasn’t there, nobody saw me......*backing away slowly*


59 posted on 03/03/2016 10:39:06 AM PST by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah. Put the Cheese down and step away.!)
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To: Resolute Conservative

You know what’s crazy?

More people are killed in Africa every year by hippos than by alligators, by far.


60 posted on 03/03/2016 10:57:48 AM PST by T-Bone Texan (Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
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