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Trapped in the outhouse by moose [Alaska]
Alaska Dispatch ^ | February 28, 2016 | Shane Castle

Posted on 03/03/2016 5:26:48 AM PST by SJackson

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To: E.Allen

That Manhattan rental is starting to look better and better.


21 posted on 03/03/2016 5:52:13 AM PST by miss marmelstein (Richard the Third: With my own people alone I should like to drive away the Turks (Muslims))
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To: SJackson

Cross linking to earlier post:

Trapped in the outhouse by moose
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3403089/posts


22 posted on 03/03/2016 5:55:13 AM PST by PAR35
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To: miss marmelstein
Some are quite dapper!


23 posted on 03/03/2016 5:55:44 AM PST by Gamecock ( Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul...Matthew 10:28)
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To: E.Allen

This is awful! Every time we’ve rented it’s been in a somewhat remote place with unpaved roads. We’ve rented again in August in an area that is no longer meadow but woods (when I was a kid St. George Peninsula was farmland).


24 posted on 03/03/2016 5:55:52 AM PST by miss marmelstein (Richard the Third: With my own people alone I should like to drive away the Turks (Muslims))
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To: SJackson

Where is a pack of timberwolves when you need them? Of course, that could be problematic too.


25 posted on 03/03/2016 6:02:36 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido

Sounds like a song title. “Here I am, trapped in the outhouse by moose.”


26 posted on 03/03/2016 6:03:32 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: miss marmelstein

Check out this video. Moose kills a man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe5wVeEChTw


27 posted on 03/03/2016 6:04:00 AM PST by Vinnie
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To: ichabod1
Tommy Chong’s unaired Lincoln ad
28 posted on 03/03/2016 6:04:58 AM PST by Hot Tabasco
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To: miss marmelstein
Setting aside the wisealec remarks...

Moose are pretty safe. Mothers with calves can be a little aggressive, but they're more likely to stare you down while the calf gets clear, then moose off into the woods - I've had that happen while driving on woods roads, several times.

They used to wander through our fishing camps, occasionally. Just a nuisance (moose-ance?). Biggest concern there is that they might step on you, if you're in a sleeping bag. Bulls are *big* animals. Otherwise, they just stepped on things, and occasionally knocked things over. And "moose droppings" are no fun to step in. Think cows, only more of it.

Enjoy Maine! Go there in the winter. If you still like it, you'll be OK. Don't judge it based on May-Sept...it's the most beautiful place in the world, then. But from Oct-April, Mother Nature gets even.

This time of the year until end of April is probably the worst. Snow is all dirty and black, and you've been looking at it for 4+ months, anyway, so you're sick of it. Things start to thaw out, so "mud season" turns the ground into soup, and frost heaves and potholes, along with plow damage, turn some roads into cowpaths, roughly defined by a couple of ditches (or snowbanks...). April usually brings the biggest, and worst storms....feet of snow, on occasion, and it's the heavy, wet kind that is hard to plow and backbreaking to shovel.

I don't miss it. Life in the south is easier.

29 posted on 03/03/2016 6:05:01 AM PST by wbill
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To: wbill

Oh, dear. That bad, eh? I actually like winter and snow and planned to make sure I bought on a paved road. We’ll see.


30 posted on 03/03/2016 6:08:21 AM PST by miss marmelstein (Richard the Third: With my own people alone I should like to drive away the Turks (Muslims))
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To: Vinnie

Thanks! I know you’re all trying to cheer me up, lol.


31 posted on 03/03/2016 6:08:55 AM PST by miss marmelstein (Richard the Third: With my own people alone I should like to drive away the Turks (Muslims))
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To: SJackson
Trapped in the outhouse by moose
Sounds more exciting than anything on North Woods Law. Yawn ...
32 posted on 03/03/2016 6:10:40 AM PST by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: miss marmelstein
Paved road? heeheeheehee....ah, optimism.

Like I said - take a look at the road in the spring.

If you're there outside of the spring, look for potholes filled with coldpatch (asphalt). Usually, the roads will break up in the same places, every year, and will have patches on top of patches. (I used work on road repair for the town when I was in High School, I've shoveled LOTS of coldpatch) Some places will have orange "BUMP" signs still posted - just not taken down - where the frost heaves come up in the spring.

We had a frost heave in front of my house. Some years, Dad would have a collection of mufflers that got knocked off.

If you like winter, you'll get plenty of it, up there. This year wasn't too bad, buddy of mine said that he had the first "Brown Christmas" in 15 years where he was, this winter. No snow at all for the holiday, and "Not Too Much" this year.

Of course, last year, my hometown set a record for snowfall (I can't imagine what that looked like, having seen snowdrifts up to the telephone wires.....). So, you takes what you gets. :-)

Other than the blackflies, and you build up an immunity to those, summers in Maine are perfect. And, there's nothing like a crystal clear day in the winter, after a big blizzard goes through. The sky gets so blue as to almost be black. The coldest (20, 30, 40 below), clearest nights in the winter quite often had the Northern Lights - I don't know why, weather shouldn't matter, but that's when I would see them. When it's dead quiet and still, you can hear them crackling. And the night sky is much prettier than where I live now - there's not all of the light pollution.

It's a place of great beauty, and sheer misery, oftentimes in the same day. :-)

But, I still don't miss living there year-round. Nicer just to go up when the weather is good.

33 posted on 03/03/2016 6:27:27 AM PST by wbill
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To: Resolute Conservative
More people are hurt by moose every year than bears,

Mostly in auto accidents. Full grown moose weigh in excess of 1/2 a ton so they are a bitch to hit at 60 mph.

34 posted on 03/03/2016 6:27:51 AM PST by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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To: PLMerite

lol! I love that flick.


35 posted on 03/03/2016 6:29:43 AM PST by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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To: wbill

I was waiting on that comment.


36 posted on 03/03/2016 6:33:47 AM PST by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools. Go Trump!)
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To: wbill

Lovely description. I know you’re warning me but it just makes me long to be there.

I’m going through all the houses for sale and worry about the heat arrangements. I finally found a house that had a fireplace (in the kitchen, my dream) as well as the good ole pot belly that is a standard. Most of them seem to have propane gas and wells for water.

All photos of the front hall show large amounts of mufflers.


37 posted on 03/03/2016 6:36:21 AM PST by miss marmelstein (Richard the Third: With my own people alone I should like to drive away the Turks (Muslims))
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To: SJackson; moose07; sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Aloysius88; Altariel; ...

*Ah-hem*


38 posted on 03/03/2016 6:36:35 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: miss marmelstein

Been charged twice, cows with young, and by one bull when my dog was a pup. Moose hate dogs! Two months ago a bull moose charged a young man in close to where I live. He put about 12 rounds of 9mm into it before it turned away, walked off and died. Game warden said it was a lucky shot as the moose had him on the ground and would have killed him.

So yeah, they charge and are very dangerous. Used to see many more of them on my property till the wolf re-introduction killed them off. As well as the elk and deer.

Keep your distance.


39 posted on 03/03/2016 6:39:02 AM PST by Comment Not Approved (When bureaucrats outlaw hunting, outlaws will hunt bureaucrats.)
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To: SJackson; miss marmelstein
The biggest danger is probably hitting one in your car, they aren’t “lightweights” like deer.

Sometimes described as like hitting a brick wall on stilts.


40 posted on 03/03/2016 6:46:18 AM PST by null and void (This is "They live", and most people would rather fight you than put on the glasses...)
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