You've been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement. You want them gone immediately… You call the city, 4 different exterminators but nobody could handle the job… But there is this one guy and he guarantees you to get rid of them, so you hire him. You don't care if the guy smells, you don't care if the guy swears, you don't care if he's an alcoholic, you don't care how many times he's been married, you don't care if he voted for Obama, you don't care if he has plumber's crack...you simply want those raccoons gone! You want your problem fixed! He's the guy. He's the best. Period

Here’s why we want Trump, yes he's an egomaniac, but we don't care. The country is a mess because politicians lie, the Republican Party is two-faced & gutless, and illegals are everywhere. We want it all fixed! We don't care that Trump is crude, we don't care that he insults people, we don't care that he had been friendly with Hillary, we don't care that he has changed positions, we don't care that he's been married 3 times, we don't care that he fights with Megan Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, we don't care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslin terrorist. This country is weak, bankrupt, our enemies are making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegal's, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo and Hasid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don't even recognize the country we were born and raised in; "AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED" and Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want. We're sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, Republican Party, and sick of illegals. We just want this thing fixed. Trump may not be a saint, but doesn't have lobbyist money holding him, he doesn't have political correctness restraining him, all you know is that he has been very successful, a good negotiator, he has built a lot of things, and he's also not a politician, he's not a cowardly politician. And he says he'll fix it. And we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong or looked at and called a liar.

Also we don't care if the guy has bad hair.

We just want those raccoons gone.

Out of your house.

NOW.

I just got this in an email today. Priceless !

Liberal amount of coke a cola/Pepsi mixed with cup of anti-freeze and tablespoon of Warfarin mix in pie tin - place on floor - done correctly, coon should make one or two feet before keeling over. Remove with long-handled shovel - do not touch with bare hands, recently deceased may have live fleas.

Now imagine how racoons you will have if you feed them, give them free medical care and promise them they can vote one day.

"We just want those raccoons gone."

We know what this is code for. You David Duke KKK racist!

Hmmm...

Comparing illegals to rabid, messy, mean raccoons.

Comparing Trump to a smelly, profane, promiscuous alkie who voted for barkie and has plumbers crack.

Genius.

Out with the racoons! Go Trump.

Raccons ?

Mountain Dew works better with marshmallows floating in the mixture. The coons pluck the sponge-like marshmallows from the pan and gobble them up. Dead coons real fast.

Keep all pets chained, leashed, or confined while this tactic is employed.

Forrest Gump had coons.

“Liberal amount of coke a cola/Pepsi mixed with cup of anti-freeze...”

Nope, it won’t work with the new anti-freeze.

Rocky Raccoon
Stepped into his room
Only to find Gideon’s Bible

Just turn on a shop vac and let it run. They can’t stand it, and will run away, right away!

So you give him a power-of-attorney. Just to get rid of the raccoons, of course. And he absconds with all your money, your property, and probably your wife.

And the raccoons are still there. But you don’t care, because you needed to get those raccoons gone.

Just used some the other day - worked fine. Old stock in store?

Congress Raccon’s??

Dead coons neither breed nor return.

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Check out post # 1 .

Here’s why we want Trump, - yes he's an egomaniac, but we don't care. - The country is a mess because politicians lie, the Republican Party is two-faced & gutless, and illegals are everywhere. We want it all fixed!

We don't care that Trump is crude, we don't care that he insults people, we don't care that he had been friendly with Hillary, we don't care that he has changed positions, we don't care that he's been married 3 times, we don't care that he fights with Megan Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, we don't care that he doesn't know the name of some Muslin terrorist.

This country is weak, bankrupt, our enemies are making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegal's, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo and Hasid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don't even recognize the country we were born and raised in; "AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED" and Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want.

We're sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, Republican Party, and sick of illegals. We just want this thing fixed. Trump may not be a saint, but doesn't have lobbyist money holding him, he doesn't have political correctness restraining him, all you know is that he has been very successful, a good negotiator, he has built a lot of things, and he's also not a politician, he's not a cowardly politician.

And he says he'll fix it. And we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong or looked at and called a liar.

Also we don't care if the guy has bad hair.

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I use Duke(tm) Dog Proof coon traps baited with dog food or live traps baited with marshmallows. They love marshmallows! Wish the others were so easy to get rid of!

I wouldn’t suggest you do this inside, but it works great outside.

Trap and kill one. Chop him into many, many, many pieces and spread them all around the yard.

All the rest will leave for a long, long time.

They don’t want to have anything to do with whatever it was that got ahold of Freddy.