Swordmaker, I think you might be confusing Bill from San Antonio with Sam, from Chicago:
Hello? Yes? My name is Sam. Yes yes, Sam... certainly, yes, I am calling you from (pause) Chicago. I can fix your problem in eight minutes. Yes! Eight minutes only! Yes! Guaranteed! Hello? Hello? 100%! Yes! You will have no worries! Absolutely guaranteed! We send you certification! In writing! Just a moment, please wait just a moment, my supervisor is coming on the line to confirm ... yes, thank you sir, kindly please have your MasterCard ready...
...and, Go Bulls! Yes yes!
Why, yes, You're right. I recognize that voice!