[Ditter]

I am not convinced she has anything more serious than drainage that lingers after a cold. Just think of all the people she had been around in the last month. How many of them were sick, lots and lots.

It reminds me of that famous old song.........” I thought my nose was running money................. But it’s snot”.........

[grey_whiskers]

Once again, from the inimitable comedy team Puke and Snot:

Puke: I, sir, go by many names, but around here, I am known as Ralph Puke.

Snot: I spoke to your ex-wife last week, several of your names came up.
I am Sir Thomas Snot.

Puke: What an...unusual name.

Snot: It's phlegmish! [ Flemish ]