I have never in all my yeas fallen asleep with a pillow over my face. There is the small matter of breathing.
79 year olds never say they don’t feel so good, go to bed early, and die in their sleep. This is going to turn into the next nutty truther theory.
A band of Al Qeida frogmen, under orders from Obama, popped up out of the swimming pool and fired a silenced heart attack gun.
Kinda sad that a 79 year old man can’t have a heart attack in a peaceful setting. His memory will have to a national enquirer fun game and turned into a cartoon.
Worst of all, the nutty variant of conspiracy world makes people numb to the actual nefarious things our government does. They wave their hand and dismiss it.
I will sometimes put a pillow atop my head and pull the edge down over my eyes if I’m trying to nap and the room is too bright. But never any lower than that.
Well maybe he decided he had enough and committed suicide by suffocating himself. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Nothing to see here, move it along.
His hands were folded in peaceful repose, the sheets weren’t rumpled and a pillow was on his head. FRiends, if I ever turn up like that, something is seriously amiss.
“I have never in all my yeas fallen asleep with a pillow over my face. There is the small matter of breathing.”
Hymen Roth comes to mind