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Bernie Sanders Crowds Are Whiter Than Those of Donald Trump (Humor)

Posted on 02/13/2016 8:57:49 AM PST by pinochet

Editors at a radical magazine that supports Sanders is wringing its hands over the fact that crowds at Bernie Sanders rallies are too white:

http://www.counterpunch.org/2015/08/04/bernie-sanders-top-five-race-problems-the-whiteness-of-nominal-socialism/

This is in fact, true. I have seen ads and rallies by Bernie that prove that Bernie's crowds are whiter than those of Donald Trump.

But there is something else. The white people at Bernie's rallies are more beautiful than the white people at Trump's rallies, because they are younger whites. Another thing. The whites at Bernie's rallies are a happy and cheerful group of whites, in contrast to the whites at Trumps rallies, who are angry whites. The reason why this is the case, is that Bernie's whites are living in their parents' basements, while Trump's whites are the people who own the homes. People who are freeloaders are generally happier than the people who are paying the bills to support the lifestyles of the freeloaders.

Because Bernie's whites are happy, and Trump's whites are angry, that makes Bernie's whites even more beautiful to look at. But promoters of political correctness are unhappy when they see large crowds of beautiful happy white people. Why are those whites not beating their chests in remorse, over the unearned privileges that come with their whiteness? Such privileges include living in the basement of a house in an upper middle-class neighborhood. Where is the diversity? That does create a dilemma for the radical left, doesn't it?

Feel the Bern. Feel the Whiteness.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Vermont; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: berniesanders; trump; whites
By the way, Bernie Sanders lives in a whiter neighborhood than Donald Trump. Vermont is whiter than New York.

This is a clever way to use the sanctimonious pieties of left-wing multiculturalism against the left. Beat the left at their own game.

1 posted on 02/13/2016 8:57:49 AM PST by pinochet
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To: pinochet

Maybe they are ‘white and nerdy’?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw


2 posted on 02/13/2016 8:59:26 AM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: pinochet

A Whiter shade of Dumb.


3 posted on 02/13/2016 9:01:45 AM PST by heights
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To: pinochet

The whites at Bernie’s rallies are a happy and cheerful group of whites because they are gleefully oblivious to reality.


4 posted on 02/13/2016 9:02:43 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

Modern day hippies.

Sanders hippies.


5 posted on 02/13/2016 9:04:01 AM PST by Daniel Ramsey (You don't have to like Trump, his enemies certainly don't.)
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To: pinochet


DFU POLIMERICK 1-12-16
6 posted on 02/13/2016 9:20:46 AM PST by Svartalfiar
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To: pinochet

“Ignorance is bliss”


7 posted on 02/13/2016 9:22:27 AM PST by buffaloguy
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To: pinochet

What’s white and white and red all over? A Bernie rally...


8 posted on 02/13/2016 9:23:48 AM PST by Yardstick
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Bernie Basement Bums Brigade

I mean ultimately isn’t that what the socialist want?...they want a country that’s one big giant mommy and daddy’s basement for them


9 posted on 02/13/2016 9:26:45 AM PST by tophat9000 (King G(OP)eorge III has no idea why the Americans Patriot%s are in rebellion... teach him why)
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To: pinochet

Bernie Sanders crowds demonstrate why no one under the age of 25 should be eligible to vote . Unless they are a serving member of U.S. military , who EARN their rights to vote .


10 posted on 02/13/2016 10:42:26 AM PST by LeoWindhorse
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To: pinochet

Two questions.

In a bernie presidency, what happens to the government’s personnel security program that seeks to vet those who apply for security clearances? Are they still checked for loyalty to the US?

Second, if bernie were to suffer a stroke and begin uttering total gibberish, would our beloved millennials and his other acolytes notice?


11 posted on 02/13/2016 10:49:01 AM PST by DPMD
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To: LeoWindhorse

Channeling Heinlein!


12 posted on 02/13/2016 11:13:01 AM PST by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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To: pinochet

Watching Berns victory speech I couldn’t help noticing how ugly angry this old white guy is. He sat there, face jutting forward, a teeth baring grimace splitting his red, florid face spewing bile nonstop for 30 full minutes. Wow. Talk about an angry old white person. Watch his speech and see if I’ve exaggerated.


13 posted on 02/13/2016 11:21:56 AM PST by TalBlack (Evil doesn't have a day job...)
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