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Jeb Separates the Edge of His Toast on Fox & Friends
2/09/2016 | Nikos1121

Posted on 02/09/2016 10:07:41 AM PST by nikos1121

I have to post this.

Did anyone see this, this AM on F & Fs around 7am?

I couldn't believe it.

Ok...I'm watching these people being interviewed up there, and I'm amazed at the number of people THAT ARE UNDECIDED! I mean this one guy says,:

"Yeah, I'm just not quite sure. I guess it will come to when I finally get in there and actually vote, when I'll make my mind up."

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot!!!! Are you kidding me?

We had early voting here in GA. I went down there at around 7:30. Fair number of folks there. This woman could see I was inpatient as I forgot to sign my name at the bottom and she calls me back.

"I said, I'm sorry, I can't wait to get in there and vote!!!!!"

I mean I'm in an out of there like in five seconds.

I voted for Trump!!!!

So, I'm thinking, okay. F & Fs are interviewing ALL the candidates in this tiny diner, which is like a tradition. Let's pretend that I haven't made my mind up, and I'm going to have one last look at all of them before I vote.

So, here comes Jeb Bush to begin with.

These interviewers are savage.

Poor guy sits down, and they show this clip of Trump saying in that blunt New York drawl:

"If Jeb Bush didn't work for the gov't NOBODY would hire this guy to do anything!"

I mean, talk about causing him indigestion. Poor guy goes in there to have the nice Old Fashion New England breakfast. Can't recall what he was wearing, certainly not the suit and tie like Trump, and he gets SLAMMED by Doocy or the other guy.

But, I must say, he recovers and says, "Well I'm not interviewing for a job with one of Donald Trump's companies."

Then he goes on says, "I've been rather good in gov't as a governor etc. etc."

And I'm thinking, you know maybe this guy is all right. He's level headed...he's steady... etc.

And then his food his served...

He's got that Young Paul Bunyan look on his face, about to go out and chop a cord of wood.

"Good ole New England breakfast!!! That's what I like!"

Camera hones down to it, ham eggs toast...and...and...and..

He separates the edges of the bread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He separated the friggin' edges of the bread right before the interviewer's eyes.

The guy says incredulously; "You, take the edges off your toast?"

Bush could have said, "Yeah, the soy bean oil on the crust is not good." or "Just an old Bush habit." or "Haha, I guess I do..." or, "I'm watching the carbs."

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh no! He gives that POS politically correct BS answer that ONLY a nerd politician would give...

"Yeah, I'm STARTING my paleo diet."

And he was serious!!!!!!!!!

ROTFLMPAO!!!!! and I mean it!!!!!!!!!!

I mean, what they should have done at that point is show an Archive clip of Trump in a tux carving into the "middle" of blood rare 42 oz humungous Rib Eye, and then pan back to Jeb cutting his entire flank steak into little iddy bitty bite size pieces...

Hey, Sununu! That's your boy....That's almost as bad as Dukakis in the tank or Kerry in the Nasa suit


TOPICS: Extended News; US: Florida; US: New Hampshire
KEYWORDS: 2016election; election2016; florida; jebbush; jebbushinnh; newhampshire
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To: nikos1121

A plebe might have touched the outside of the loaf.


61 posted on 02/09/2016 12:11:47 PM PST by matt1234 (Note to GOPe lurkers: I and thousands like me will NEVER vote for Jeb Bush)
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To: matt1234

That’s bad...


62 posted on 02/09/2016 12:14:36 PM PST by nikos1121 ('There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken for granted relationship.')
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To: 867V309

“Who calls the crust of bread “edges?””

Yes.

I didn’t even quite know what separates edges meant.


63 posted on 02/09/2016 12:38:26 PM PST by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: nikos1121
Sure -Let's have a presidential primary discussion about toast. Fits right in with this election.
64 posted on 02/09/2016 12:39:35 PM PST by Pajamajan ( Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Don't wait. Do it today.)
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To: Pajamajan

Sorry, that I insulted your man.


65 posted on 02/09/2016 12:45:22 PM PST by nikos1121 ('There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken for granted relationship.')
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To: nikos1121
He separates the edges of the bread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


66 posted on 02/09/2016 12:51:31 PM PST by St_Thomas_Aquinas (Isaiah 22:22, Matthew 16:19, Revelation 3:7)
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To: QuigleyDU

A lot of them on this thread...Some funny people...


67 posted on 02/09/2016 1:04:01 PM PST by nikos1121 ('There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken for granted relationship.')
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...
I actually do feel sorry for him, a little, the same way I feel sorry for those deer frozen in the headlights just before the impact.

68 posted on 02/09/2016 3:30:27 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Here's to the day the forensics people scrape what's left of Putin off the ceiling of his limo.)
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To: Pajamajan
Sure -Let's have a presidential primary discussion about toast.


69 posted on 02/09/2016 3:34:07 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (Dear Santa: Please find a home for every homeless and unwanted cat and dog that is suffering)
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To: RummyChick

If you take the crust off, the bread look Pale. Oh.


70 posted on 02/09/2016 3:37:26 PM PST by savedbygrace (But God!)
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To: mtrott

One of my daughters cuts off the crust around bread too and won’t eat wheat bread at all. she didn’t get that from her parents.


71 posted on 02/09/2016 8:04:36 PM PST by Theodore R. (Liberals keep winning; so the American people must now be all-liberal all the time.)
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