Giorgio A. Tsoukalos: Thank you for everything, America!

Facebook ^ | February 7, 2016 | Giorgio A. Tsoukalos

[Redcitizen]

If we ever get invaded by Aliens, I want Ripley on our side.

[KrisKrinkle]

Me too.

[shibumi]

Your photo of Giorgio -

- makes an excellent case for his extraterrestrial origins.
Most probably the planet Metaluna -

[Salamander]

LMAO!

[Pelham]

[TigersEye]

I just got done looking through a three foot stack of mail
I’d been ignoring ... and found a letter from the zoning
department marked URGENT!

I’m so depressed.

[Pelham]

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,

Thy micturations are to me,

As plurdled gabbleblotchits,

On a lurgid bee,

That mordiously hath blurted out,

Its earted jurtles,

Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer [drowned out by moaning and screaming]

Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,

Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,

And living glupules frart and slipulate,

Like jowling meated liverslime,

Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,

And hooptiously drangle me,

With crinkly bindlewurdles,

Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,

See if I don't.

[TigersEye]

Oh, that's just so hugh and series.
Did you really think you could make me feel any worse?

[Salamander]

I can.

Alan Rickman did his voice.

[Pelham]

"Alan Rickman did his voice

Darned if you aren't right once again. Newts have amazing powers. No wonder witches liked them.

[Salamander]

Yeah they liked ‘em...as *ingredients*.

;D