I served 20 years in the military and if your sainted sons ever served, they heard such language and survived though they may not have used it around their mama
Or if they ever spent any time whatsoever in a male dominated culture
Btw madam, I was an officer and a gentleman by Presidential appointment, though I do not personally have testicles ( there, better word?)
My sons are not sainted, by any means, but I raised them to be gentleman. I am sure that they have heard those words many times, and I would be astonished to learn that they had never used them. My point was that courtesy dictates that those words not be used in the presence of ladies.
Thank you for your service, sir.
(By the way, I am sorry that you misplaced your...um...parts.)