Cruz has challenged Trump to a debate in Council Bluffs on Saturday night...Not quite sure why!
Trump has a rally in Davenport, IA (Eastern part of state on the Illinois border) and Cruz has challenged Trump to come to Council Bluffs (western part of state) next to Omaha Nebraska for a debate?
Even if it were a legal debate, why would Trump cancel a rally?
He has a Napoleon Complex.
Originally in my analogy, I used First Lieutenant for Sen. Cruz's rank. I felt bad for the Cruzers, so I promoted Sen. Cruz in my analogy, to a full bird Colonel.
Due to conduct unbecoming of an officer, I hereby demote Col. Cruz down- to the rank of Major. FYI: Major's often retrieve uniforms from the dry cleaners, for the General that they are assigned to.
In light of DJ Trump's continuing and rising leadership on the battlefields of today, Mr. Trump is hereby promoted, in my analogy, from- a four star General, to- Supreme Allied Commander, achieving the rank of (a) five star General.