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This isn’t even remotely legal.
Transfer or lie your ass offf.
My friends get very little sex only 2 times in 30 days.
I have sex 140 times a month.
I have had sex with 90 different people in the last 30 days. Most weren't worth a repeat.
I'm offended. No masturbation question? Cheap survey.
bkmk
My response to theses nosy, immoral question: “I nail anything that moves.”
And I’m an grandma, but it’s none of their damn business and I’ll just ay what they want to hear.
In my day, we filled out a fake college application from Roseanne Roseannadanna sending in a bunch of grocery coupons equal to the amount of the application fee and felt oh so witty.
I can’t imagine why my friend and I could do now.
1) Dunno...are you looking for some action?
2) Lost count, but are you making me an offer?
3) I see you ARE making an offer and are into groups!
When I lived in the Peoples Republic of California years ago, USC was known as the University of Spoiled Children or the University of Second Choice.
It is also surrounded by an absolute $hithole of a neighborhood, filled with animalistic black and Mexican gang bangers.
I would tell them to take their ridiculous survey and over-price university and stick them both up the old dirt road.
Sexual screening for the perverted professors, close them all
This is not the USC I remember from the 50’s. How sad.
Two things:
1) If at all possible, DO NOT permit your male kids to live on campus, or even near campus, if you can afford it.
2) Likewise, DO NOT permit your male kids to date any coed from the same college; ideally do not even permit them to hang out with their classmates.
We’re talking about DESTROYED LIVES here, even when sex doesn’t happen, since all it takes is an accusation from a fictitious event even months ago. And there is no “presumption of innocence” or means to appeal. It is simply OVER at that point.
Just say “Virgin”.
But you’ll have to write it in because its not an option on the survey.
I wonder if the results of this ‘survey’ can be used in expulsion hearings.
I would not be surprised.
This is an example of where LYING can be useful.
I’ve taught all of my kids to lie when necessary to keep pigs like these people off their backs...it has become a SURVIVAL SKILL for kids these days.
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Update, USC has apologized and removed the questions.
http://www.mercurynews.com/california/ci_29379801/usc-apologizes-questions-student-sex-lives-survey
Note that they feel they have to specifically include “oral”.
Thank you, Bill Clinton.