Little Poofter Leo Di......I don’t care how much he bulks up, grows facial hair, or body builds. He’s still a little poofter sh!t.
Imagine trying to gin up viewers for his 70 mm movie and that’s still not enough natural splendor. He has to take one up the keester from a seriously confused bear to get people to watch it.
What was the carbon footprint and the toll on Mother Gaia of The Revenant movie production? I’m going to see the movie just because since I was a kid I’ve been fascinated by the Hugh Glass saga. But I wish someone would ask him that question.
I have heard about that but confused. Did the bear think Leo was a female in heat??? Is the bear not very picky about his mating?? Is the bear a homosexual bear??