[ROCKLOBSTER]

Hey JEB!

I can set up some ad runs up here in Maine, it’ll be great. Two million oughta do it.

Yeah, that’s it, that’s the ticket.

[Dagnabitt]

For $ two million and a free Jeb! guacamole bowl, I personally guarantee Jeb the nomination.

If for some reason he doesn't get nominated, I'll return the guac bowl.