See, this is why we need to ban guns! /s
“..ban guns...”
No, no, no... you’re ALL wrong!!!
This is just ANOTHER example of why the GREATEST threat to us all is GLobal Warming... err, Anthropomorphic Climate Impact... err... Glocal Cooling,, wait, that’s not right... Ummm, Polar Bear Meterological Colon Expulsions Conditioning, wait... no,... hang on... Ummm... WTF are they calling it this week???
Oh! Right! “Climate Change”.... Yeah! THAT’S the Ticket!
“Climate Change” is the greatest threat!!!!
/s (do I need this???)