Donald Trump’s ‘schlonged': A linguistic investigation

https://www.washingtonpost.com ^ | December 22, 2015 | Justin Wm. Moyer

[NKP_Vet]

Another brilliant move for The Donald. He's got everyone trying to figure out what "schlonged" means. Pure NY City slang. A brilliant use of the word by the non-PC Donald Trump. Men are taking this country back from the feminist and girly men who've destroyed it. Clinton certainly knows what the term means. Her husband can attest to that.

[MNJohnnie]

All this hysterics by the same people who routinely use the term “screwed”

[A CA Guy]

And it makes everyone wonder how a lesbian in a dead marriage gets schlonged.

[ameribbean expat]

“He’s got everyone trying to figure out what ‘schlonged’ means”.

That’s the funniest part of the whole episode. It has been so long since any political candidate has made me laugh with them instead of at them.

[donna]

I have never heard the word before now.

[God luvs America]

from the same anti-American bigots who nodded with glee as they referred to us as tea baggers almost daily...

[Lumper20]

Typical term like he got screwed in a deal.

[Red Steel]

The first I remember encountering the word “schlonged” came from what I’d call a Hillary Clinton and Democrat approved book written by the late Jackie Collins. Collins was infatuated with the word.

[Dogbert41]

Somehow, Hilary wearing a strap-on comes to mind.

[McGruff]

Oh please. If you can’t handle one little swear word how are you going to deal with Putin or ISIS or any other of the worlds problems.

Can’t even make it through a whole debate without a ‘break’? Where did she disappear to after the debate. Had to rest up and recover for days. The woman has no stamina. Can’t be president.

[vette6387]

“And it makes everyone wonder how a lesbian in a dead marriage gets schlonged.”

Huma has something she straps on? She “loans” Hillary Carlos Danger?

[A CA Guy]

That was Janet (bigfoot) Reno and the red pickup truck you are talking about here.

[NFHale]

DAMN... You owe me lunch, Dogbert...

I just ralphed all over the desk.

There ain’t enough bleach to burn that imagery outta my head.

[Red Steel]

Yeah, all liberal media screaming heads faking it to cover over the Hillary Clinton lying.

[Dogbert41]

Perhaps a street campaign poster saying,

"Hillary doesn't get schlonged! Hilary does the schlonging!!!"

And then a picture of Hilary wearing a strap on next to a smiling Uma.

[A CA Guy]

"Huma has something she straps on? She “loans” Hillary Carlos Danger?"

There was a smooth transition from Janet Reno to Huma, but you'd have to check Huma for suicide bombs and Carlos Danger for HIV I think.

[nikos1121]

So, how many times are we going to post this today?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3375479/posts

[mountainlion]

“He’s got everyone trying to figure out what ‘schlonged’ means”

I wonder why I wasted time reading an idiotic article based on a unknown term? I guess the ran out of jabs to try to get some attention to their meandering.

[Lumper20]

The witch has schlonged everyone of us with the uranium mine in Wyoming she and Bill got for the Russians for a hefty speaking fee. These SOB’s need to be in Leavenworth with Obama and pals as they are all traitors.

[kcvl]

Justin Wm. Moyer(born 1977) is an American musician and journalist.

I hope his music is better than his 'journalism'!

These are the same 'outraged' people who didn't see a damn thing wrong with Bill Clinton having a blow job under the desk in the Oval office!