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As I recall her pervert husband schlonged Monica.

Well let's cut Bubba some slack, he's turned over a new leaf these days they say, in fact his best friend in the world is a little kitten that he actually takes out for walks, and recently the little fella slipped out of the leash, and an oncoming car hit the kitten, going so fast he not only splattered the poor little thing, the kitten got knocked off the road and on to the shoulder near some woods.

Bil runs towards the kitty panic-stricken, "oh my god, kitty! kitty! are you ok?" but the kitty was dead as a door nail.

As Bill sits there weeping, he notices a green bottle partially hidden under a tree, he picks it up, opens it, and sure enough *POOF*!! a genie pops out and says "thank you for freeing me from that accursed bottle, I will grant you ONE wish for your kindness, name the wish!"

Bill says "oh please, can you bring my little kitty back to life? he's the best and only friend I have anymore!"

The genie looks at the mangled body of the kitten and sadly shakes his head, "I'm sorry, there is nothing I can do, that kitten is beyond repair". Is there perhaps another wish?

Bill says "well, maybe there is ... " and he pulls out his wallet and extracts two pictures, one of Monica, and one of Hillary, Bill says "could you perhaps make Hillary look and behave a little more like Monica?"

The genie looks at the pictures, contemplating what would be necessary to achieve such a feat, and then breathes a heavy sigh and says to Bill,
"let's have another look at that dead cat".

When Bill was president, he liked to slip out of the White House to go jogging.

One night he was out, and he came across a hooker plying her trade.

Of course, Bill couldn’t pass on that opportunity, so he asked her the price. She said $200.

He told her “that’s crazy, I’ll give you $20”.

The hooker refused, and he went on his way.

The next day, the same thing happened.

On the third day, by chance, Hillary went jogging with him and they came across the same hooker.

Bill ignored her, not wanting to provoke Hillary’s violent anger, but the hooker called out after him...

“See? That’s what you get for $20!”