"Hillary once said that when she first met Bill, that he was sporting a beard and made her think of a Viking ... which was pretty convenient because she made Bill think of ICELAND!"
When Bill was president, he liked to slip out of the White House to go jogging.
One night he was out, and he came across a hooker plying her trade.
Of course, Bill couldn’t pass on that opportunity, so he asked her the price. She said $200.
He told her “that’s crazy, I’ll give you $20”.
The hooker refused, and he went on his way.
The next day, the same thing happened.
On the third day, by chance, Hillary went jogging with him and they came across the same hooker.
Bill ignored her, not wanting to provoke Hillary’s violent anger, but the hooker called out after him...
“See? That’s what you get for $20!”