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A newborn king does not want the gift of drum music. Trust me.
Durango Herald ^ | December 18, 2015 | Alexandra Petri

Posted on 12/19/2015 9:13:48 PM PST by TBP

The Little Drummer Boy is a bigger villain than the Grinch. The Grinch at least has some sort of heart-size condition and soul-gunk problem that he can blame for his lack of basic compassion. What excuse does the Little Drummer Boy have for his behavior? None.

The Little Drummer Boy is just a plain old jerk. Specifically, the kind of jerk who insists on telling us about a time he showed up at a party without a gift and made everyone there miserable by playing what he thinks was a sick drum solo.

But he cannot just tell us. Instead, he constantly interrupts his own narrative with twee drum noises so that it takes longer.

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TOPICS: Editorial; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: christmassongs; littledrummerboy; parumpa; pum
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To: JohnBovenmyer
Bing Crosby + David Bowie = Magic

Fixed it.

61 posted on 12/20/2015 4:26:08 AM PST by driftless2 (For long term happiness, learn how to play the accordion)
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To: ROCKLOBSTER

I am convinced the only reason anyone likes Springsteen at all is because for some reason it was cool to say you listened to Springsteen. His music is terrible.


62 posted on 12/20/2015 4:32:40 AM PST by bayoung18
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To: HiTech RedNeck

I agree with every one of your comments. While it’s not a favorite of mine, the song carries a beautiful Christmas message.


63 posted on 12/20/2015 4:37:49 AM PST by COBOL2Java (I'll vote for Jeb when Terri Schiavo endorses him.)
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To: TBP

I agree with the sentiment, but one can help thinking that the author, after quite a few holiday parties, decided to elevate the word count of her required column by including lots of rum-pum-pumming.

But it’s almost Christmas, so pass the rum!


64 posted on 12/20/2015 4:38:45 AM PST by Tax-chick (Maximizing my cultural appropriation.)
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To: CrazyIvan

Oh my, I am having uncontrollable giggles about that.


65 posted on 12/20/2015 4:57:14 AM PST by T. P. Pole
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To: TBP

If that’s the biggest beef one has during Christmas, then one is truly blessed...


66 posted on 12/20/2015 5:42:53 AM PST by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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To: mountn man
"Later in life this same king had pharisees complain about a similar gift a prostitute gave him, breaking expensive perfume over his feet then wiping them with her hair."

YES! mountn man, well said. I was thinking generally the same thing, but you said it so much better than I could have. I will add this..... One of my favorite Christmas songs is "In the Bleak Midwinter". It is an old British Carol that we seldom hear here in the USA. The last verse has the same message as "Little Drummer Boy":

What can I give him, poor as I am?
If I were a shepherd, I would bring a lamb;
if I were a Wise Man, I would do my part;
yet what I can I give him: give my heart.
In case you want to hear this beautiful song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM-2Qz4hcwI
67 posted on 12/20/2015 5:59:10 AM PST by Apple Pan Dowdy (... as American as Apple Pie)
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To: Daffynition
but this one song can get me out of the Christmas spirit faster than seeing hilLIEry’s face.

Even more so than "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas"?

Sorry about that, now you're going to be humming it all day long........LOL!

68 posted on 12/20/2015 6:02:18 AM PST by Hot Tabasco
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To: TBP
I agree entirely. This is one of my least favorite Christmas songs. Dave Barry once describes it as "a bunch of people standing around saying pum."

Should he have brought him a hippopotamus for Christmas?

69 posted on 12/20/2015 6:05:49 AM PST by DoodleDawg
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To: Politicalkiddo
I’ve always loved this song, but to each his own.

Not one of my favorites but there are certainly ones that are much, much worse.

70 posted on 12/20/2015 6:06:50 AM PST by DoodleDawg
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To: TBP
The Little Triangle Boy is a much better song, I must say.

"These three sides I ring,
a ring a ting ting.
Me and my thing, I must say."

71 posted on 12/20/2015 6:13:35 AM PST by Sirius Lee (Cruz or Lose 2016)
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To: TBP

Well any parent can tell you from experience that loud noises are not conducive to a happily sleeping newborn.


72 posted on 12/20/2015 6:30:17 AM PST by nomad
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To: driftless2

Yep, Bing was the magic in that duet. I don’t particularly dislike Bowie, but there are earlier (traditional, solo arrangement) recordings of the song by Bing which are just as nice. Perhaps it was just that smooth baritone that made the song work.


73 posted on 12/20/2015 6:41:12 AM PST by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: Heart-Rest
They probably have a problem with "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" too, just because he's not in the Koran!

On the other hand, maybe not, because venison is halal.

74 posted on 12/20/2015 7:25:39 AM PST by Fiji Hill
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To: driftless2

I never was a Bowie fan before he appeared on Bing’s final Christmas show and haven’t much noticed him since, but their one duet showed what he could have done had he chose a more conventional path. I was amazed, and still am, God, 38 years later, when that big, crystal clear voice, peals out of David’s mouth. Bing’s voice, of course, had already been a national treasure for decades.


75 posted on 12/20/2015 8:00:04 AM PST by JohnBovenmyer (Obama been Liberal. Hope Changed)
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To: DoodleDawg
Not one of my favorites but there are certainly ones that are much, much worse.

Yeah, like this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfCRuzeDC9w

Just heard it for the first time yesterday. Wow.

76 posted on 12/20/2015 8:21:54 AM PST by sneakers
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To: Daffynition

77 posted on 12/20/2015 8:25:57 AM PST by JohnBovenmyer (Obama been Liberal. Hope Changed)
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To: driftless2
:)


78 posted on 12/20/2015 8:37:51 AM PST by Daffynition (*Gun control is a tool to make innocents pay the price for the guilty* W.LaPierre)
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To: JohnBovenmyer

79 posted on 12/20/2015 8:38:36 AM PST by Daffynition (*Gun control is a tool to make innocents pay the price for the guilty* W.LaPierre)
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To: Hot Tabasco

In that vein, a voice that makes your ears bleed....is....*Santa Baby*. ;)


80 posted on 12/20/2015 8:45:36 AM PST by Daffynition (*Gun control is a tool to make innocents pay the price for the guilty* W.LaPierre)
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