[PROCON]

If you need a reason to eradicate your stomach and bowels, read all 10 "reasons", it'll make your head spin and your sphincter pucker.

Number two: Love won. No matter who you are, here in America, you're free to marry the person you love, because the freedom to marry is now the law in all 50 states.

I'm surprised he didn't put this #1.

[Sir_Humphrey]

Check out reason #4. At first I thought this was from the onion.

[kaehurowing]

I’ve never felt the sort of misery and anger there is out in the community this Christmas. Homelessness continues to go up in my community, all the time while the government lies about virtually everything.

[biggredd1]

http://www.newsmax.com/Headline/Republicans-spending-bill/2015/12/18/id/706463/

[Logical me]

This guy is smoking something. King Obama, the class clown.

[LMAO]

Is this real or satire?

If it’s real, it’s more evidence of his disconnect from average folks

[stanne]

I know some people who have supported Obama. They’re quiet about politics now. But they’re still clueless about life

[SaveFerris]

[x]

In 1993 Malcolm joined the office of Montana Gov. Marc Racicot as Director of Communications and Executive Assistant, serving in his cabinet until 1999. At that time he joined the presidential campaign of Texas Gov. George W. Bush, serving as deputy communications manager and press secretary to Laura Bush until the inauguration in 2001.

Yes, Virginia, there is a Uniparty. It exists as certainly as opportunism, pusillanimity, and obsequiousness exist, and you know that they abound and give to life its greatest aggravation and frustration. ... Not believe in Uniparty! You might as well not believe in global warming!

[rhoda_penmark]

I think you meant “evacuate”. You don’t want to eradicate any organs you still might need. :-P

[DH]

We are so happy down here in South Texas. EVERYTHING IS BOOMING! Money is coming in so fast that the banks have to dump it in the parking lot simply because there is not enough room in the vaults.

It would not be that way unless Obama’s wonderful golden touch created this utopia of complete employment, the dream of all middle class to pay cash for their homes, free property taxes for those who register as a Democrat and a whole wealth of goodies that we did not have before Obama took office. IT’S SIMPLY WONDERFUL!

To give an example: My neighbor was a driller on a drilling rig and when the price of oil fell, he got laid off and could not find another job in the oilfield. Months went by and the magic of Obama’s splendid recovery plan allowed him to finally find a job at Lowes as a first level trainee to help customers. The amazing thing is that he lost a job paying over $35.00 per hour and was able to find one a minimum wage. The benefits are really great...since he is not married to his wife and she does not work so she qualifies for welfare for her and their two children, free health care and a wealth of other benefits and free groceries. He was so happy but said that he might not vote for a Democrat the next time around.

He is even more excited about the fact that oil may go down to $20.00 per barrel just like it did in 1982 and 86 and life might get even better as more and more special interest welfare bennies are spewed forth from Washington D.C.