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T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN
DTG: 210810R DEC 2015
SU: RETRO-ZOT
REF: POST #1
1. VKHQ HAS CONFIRMED TROLL SIGHTING THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION.
2. FR MOD COMMAND CENTER HAS EXECUTED LEVEL-FIVE ZORCH-ON-TARGET (ZOT). COMMUNICATIONS DELAY REQUIRES RETROACTIVE FIRE MISSION.
3. ALL ELEMENTS SHALL EXECUTE OPTION "HAIRBALL" UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MESSAGE. WEAPONS FREE, OPLAN PUMPKINSPICE, DAYWORD SPEW.
4. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO FULL ASSET COMMITMENT TO POST-STRIKE BEERFEST UPON THE TARGET'S REMAINS.
5. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: CLUMSY/DOOFUS.
6. BRACE YOURSELVES, COLLEGE CHRISTMAS BREAK IS COMING.
7. WE ARE YOUR OVERLORDS. VKHQ SENDS.
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