Woman's Bikini Outing Going Just Fine...Then Muslims Show Up

mad wold news dot com ^ | July 2015

[doug from upland]

An ordinary day of sunbathing turned to chaos for a few French women, after a few Muslims caught wind of what they were doing. Unfortunately for the Islamists, justice came in many forms, and the Internet has even come out swinging against them.

It all started on Wednesday when 21-year-old Angelique Sloss decided to strap on a bikini with two friends and catch a few rays at Parc Leo-Lagrange in the northern city of Reims. At the time, 5 young Muslim women - between the ages of 16 and 24 - emerged from a nearby housing complex densely populated with Islamic tenants.

The Muslims reportedly told the girls that they were being "immoral" as they were exposing too much skin in public before eventually telling Sloss, "Get dressed, it's not summer." The understandably outraged woman responded, prompting the gang of "moderate" Muslims to attack her by slapping and punching her.

[PROCON]

Shall I post a picture?

And it all fits on your bikini?

Well, it's late, why not! :-)

[Logical me]

The real sickness in the world is Muslims.

[BykrBayb]

That’s just the front. There’s a lot more on the back.

[Disambiguator]

"What you did there. Saw it I did."

[doorgunner69]

You do not want to be downwind of that on a hot day. In the sun, that black tarp certainly brings out the funk in what is likely an under-washed muzzie bitch.

[Cats Pajamas]

Yes sadly, just like a dog gets heartworms that goes untreated, the parasite usually kills the host.

[Gil4]

I thought the "at the beach" part of this cartoon was an exaggeration. Apparently I was wrong.

[Liberty Valance]

bttt

[DesertRhino]

:)

[Kickass Conservative]

The way they are acting, you would think Trump was President already.

All this hand wringing over a comment from one of twenty contenders for POTUS, both Democrat and Republican?

Makes you wonder what they’re afraid of.

[PROCON]

There's a lot more on the back.

I can only imagine.

Please, though, no, I'm a good boy...

[DoughtyOne]

Does look like something out of a Batman or spelunking genre.

[DoughtyOne]

We sure get a variety of thoughts on subjects don’t we.

LOL

[DoughtyOne]

We sure get a variety of thoughts on subjects don’t we.

LOL

[PROCON]

Hey, let's get serious.

In honor of our muslim friends around the world, I offer this...

Muslim Bacon Song

[Mr. K]

Is there an election coming up in France?

Venezuela just booted out its socialist government (Chavez’s hand picked successor is out)

[BykrBayb]

Imagine no bacon? That’s more horrifying than my bikini!!!

[Jeff Chandler]

What was the actual purpose of shipping in Third worlders into Europe?

The Europeans didn't want to be bothered with children, so they imported hostile enemy replacements.

[Rastus]

It's really not a good idea to suntan on a world with two suns.

That is Tatooine, right? I mean, the Jawa's a dead giveaway.

[gogeo]

Do you need a cigarette?