Posted on 12/06/2015 4:11:15 AM PST by Alas Babylon!
snugs/Eleanor got married she is busy busy.
Hey, no stake!
It’s just that Florida has so much going for it; great weather, vibrant economy, wonderful sights to see and rich tourist vistas, space launches, multiple major league sports teams, growing political power, GREAT fishing, etc., etc.
What does little ole Alabama have? Rednecks, trailer parks, meth labs... And the University of Alabama!
Come on now, Florida, throw us a bone!!!
Me too!
Pinging our English beauty!!!
Show us supper, Love!
fyi via laz
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/3368564/posts?page=105
MUSLIM: “We did this because our holy texts exhort us to to do it.”
DEMOCRAT (AG Loretta Lynch): “No you didn’t.”
MUSLIM:”Wait, what? Yes we did...”
DEMOCRAT (AG Loretta Lynch): “No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a front for social and geopolitical reasons.”
MUSLIM: “WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic justification. This is jihad, a holy crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and disbelievers.”
DEMOCRAT (AG Loretta Lynch): “No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and you defame a great religion by saying so.”
MUSLIM : “Huh!? Who are you to tell us we’re not true Muslims!? Islam is literally at the core of everything we do, and we have implemented the truest most literal and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being.”
DEMOCRAT (AG Loretta Lynch): “Nope. We created you. We installed a social and economic system that alienates and disenfranchises you, and that’s why you did this. We’re sorry.”
MUSLIM: “What? Why are you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the streets. We targeted unwitting civilians - disenfranchisement doesn’t even enter into it!”
DEMOCRAT (AG Loretta Lynch): “Easy access to guns is what drives your anger.”
MUSLIM: “It’s not the guns! We will knife you, hang you, burn you, run you over, and bombs are easy to create in our kitchens! We don’t care about the guns! In fact, civilian might actually make it difficult for us!”
DEMOCRAT (AG Loretta Lynch) : “Obviously we need to ban all guns. We need to overturn the Second Amendment.”
MUSLIM : “By Allah, you are a motherless tool! The weapon is not the issue! Our Holy Jihad against you is the only thing that is important!”
DEMOCRAT (AG Loretta Lynch): “Climate Change is the reason you rage against us. We deserve it.”
MUSLIM: “WHAT??!? What the hell does Climate Change have to do with this???”
DEMOCRAT (AG Loretta Lynch): “Because of Climate Change, the oceans will rise by one-tenth of one inch, and that makes you furious....”
MUSLIM: (facepalms)
DEMOCRAT (AG Loretta Lynch): “You see no future for your children because of Climate Change so you strap bombs on them and send them into shopping malls.
MUSLIM: “NO DAMMIT. It has NOTHING to do with Climate Change or Gun Control or ANYTHING like that! It is because we follow the teachings of the Prophet Mohammad, who tells us to put all unbelievers to the sword! We are commanded by Allah to kill you all!”
DEMOCRAT: (Obama) “This is all caused by the fact we bullied gays and transgenders in our past. If we hadn’t been so mean, and accepted Bruce Jenner for the amazing woman he was all those years, you would not be trying to kill us. Please forgive us.”
MUSLIM: “ARE YOU INSANE??? We kill gays the moment we find them! We hang them by their necks any chance we can! Islam hates homosexuality!”
DEMOCRAT: (Obama) “Listen, it’s our fault. We resisted resettling you in our country. We should have given you more welfare and food stamps. We don’t blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing out.”
MUSLIM: “Seriously, stop taking credit for this! We worked really hard to pull this off, and we’re not going to let you take it away from us.”
DEMOCRAT:(Obama & Lynch) “No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame.”
MUSLIM: “OMG, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our message across?””
DEMOCRAT: (Obama) “Gun control will fix this.”
Yes, I saw it. I’m on his ping list. Brilliant as usual.
I’ve GOT to get up to Atlanta real soon!!!
Thanks. That’s epic!
I’ll trade you 3 million third worlders for your punter,quarter back and that awesome running back.....
My biggest fear also. He’s a cornered rat now that the majority has stopped believing his crap.
You better hurry. Time grows very short.
They are already trying to link military benefits with what they want to pass.
They love to put the losers on ... Carson and even Kasich.
And still could not get it right, LOL.
Bray, great piece as usual.
I always find at least one sentence to save. This week it was this one:
“They receive a religious high from being tolerant by their definition which assists the Mooselips in killing us and them.”
I see this constantly from my priest friend and his ilk.
Good thoughts on the fraud called Climate Change.
How did this ever come to be believed? We used to call it Weather.
I really don’t understand how sentient beings could fall for this unless, of course, like Obama...they want to.
I do not believe it was incompetence.
Scary, but I believe it was orders from the top to totally trivialize and corrupt that crime scene.
Yes, but do note they are egged on and very much abated by their cohorts in the driveby media.
If the Republicans did a lot of this, the media would not cover it, or use it to make them look un-American and petty.
I wish the media was irrelevant but they are not. My liberal friends on Facebook totally isolate themselves from anything that threatens their mindset.
This is fairly easy. They read the New York Times and think it is words from God.
They watch liberal TV shows ... not hard to find.
Liberalism even infects supposedly entertainment shows. I see it all the time.
We are probably in the minority for seeking truth in media.
That is one thing that Donald Trump has accomplished. Love him or not, he seems to be able to connect with The People.
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