[C19fan]

All those Harvard students and alum back in the days who fought and died for the Union and many for abolition, for example Robert Gould Shaw, did not have a problem with the word "Masters".

[C19fan]

I guess Doctor Who needs to rename the Doctor’s Time Lord opponent. Can’t use The Master/Mistress because that will trigger certain people who watch the show.

[centurion316]

We are surrounded by a world of ignorance, no more so than in our esteemed institutions of higher learning.

[Responsibility2nd]

Dude. You know you’re supposed to add SATIRE to the title when posting satirical articles like this, right?

What. What?

[Iron Munro]

Now the Harvard “Masters” and faculty are the slaves of the demented, racist students.

[Leaning Right]

Will Harvard still be offering masters degrees?

[Dr. Sivana]

Okay, but what will they call the graduate degrees then?

[I want the USA back]

Ok, so now all those who got a “masters” degree will have to change it to a “evil oppressor” degree.
Also, we have to stop saying “Mastery of math” because it reminds us that knowledge of math is a White Privilege thing.

[tbw2]

Will they need to rename the Master’s degree?

[Graybeard58]

Does Harvard award Master's degrees?

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[VanShuyten]

Given the lack of balls shown on this topic, change “Master” to “Mistress”.

[Don Corleone]

$60,000 a year to become even dumber than they were starting out. God save the Republic!

[Jack Hammer]

Creeping weenie-ism; it’s everywhere these days.

[Fiji Hill]

When I was a kid, I learned this nursery rhyme:

Baa, baa, black sheep,
Have you any wool?
Yes, sir, yes, sir,
Three bags full;
One for the master,
And one for the dame,
And one for the flapper girl
Who struts down the lane.

Today, this would be considered highly racist.

[Larry Lucido]

Master of the house
Doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake
And an open palm
Tells a saucy tale
Makes a little stir
Customers appreciate a bon-viveur

[bjorn14]

Seriously, are there any House Mistresses? I know Harvard had a few back in the the day. Maybe House Matrix?

[Mr. K]

YES!! THEY SHOULD!!!

Because, words.

[sima_yi]

The masters of Harvard's 12 undergraduate residential Houses have unanimously agreed to change their title...

How about they change it to "House Invertebrate"?

[Mastador1]

What a bunch of BOLSHEVIK! My father was a MASTER Shoemaker in Hungary, came to America learned a new trade and became a MASTER Machinist, so what are they going to propose people like him be called? those really learned___________? Are they going to change the name of Loadmasters and Master Chiefs? What about Globemasters, are we going to change them to Bigassplanes? I promise you one thing anybody pulls this politically correct Bolshevik around me is in for a rude response.

[Avid Coug]

Next they will have to go around campus and confiscate all the “Master Lock” padlocks.