I bet it was Obama’s son. Or at least it looked like Obama’s son after the cooking was done!
(I know that was bad but I just couldn’t help myself :) )
A while back I saw a news report about a son of Obama who did that very thing. Fortunately for him, the homeowner did not light a fire, but emergency personnel had to go on the roof and pull the creep out of the chimney. With TV cameras, neighbors, and sightseers all watching, the fireman pulled the kid out...but his pants and underwear stayed stuck in the chimney.
That was a pretty happy ending, too!