If you can’t understand the irrationality of your own comparison even after it’s explained to you, this reply will be a waste of time.
You offered an explanation, but instead gave a quest of some sort.
Clearly, you’re either addled beyond rationality, or just plain stupid.
Either way, you clearly want “off the hook,” but suffer from enough vanity that you can’t disengage without “saving face.” So I’ll make it easy on you and let my comment so far stand on their own.