You offered an explanation, but instead gave a quest of some sort.
Clearly, you’re either addled beyond rationality, or just plain stupid.
Either way, you clearly want “off the hook,” but suffer from enough vanity that you can’t disengage without “saving face.” So I’ll make it easy on you and let my comment so far stand on their own.
“A waste of time”... just as I told you! Goodnight dummy.