Let’s see is Matthews white? Not sure. Claims to be Irish I think, but you can’t trust them, after all.
He claims to be straight. Bet he’s not. Nope bet bigtime.
How about American. We’ve never even seen his birth certificate.
You can’t trust anyone anymore.
“Claims to be Irish I think...”
If the name “Matthews” is Irish, then he’s an Irish National (according to his thinking) so make him go back to Ireland.