This pipeline leads directly to hell!
The ninth level of infernal conservatism!
Sea levels would rise and oceans would dry up at the same time!
Chickens would cough.
Dogs would start dancing the jig under the fool moon.
Doom, I say!
The sky would fall! Women and children hardest hit! Men would carry plaid purses! Cows would fart!
Oh the travesty!
Great post. :)