Oh, and I am more interested in the reciprocating dingle arm than I am the turbo encabulator. You realize how bad sinosoidal deplaneration is in a transmission of one of those government sponsored windmills? It is terrible. Sometimes the head just comes apart because of it.
See here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u14tBwO5QVQ
I once gave a presentation to a bunch of pharmaceutical bigwigs at the launch of a new diuretic. I did the Foster Brooks routine introducing a new product to be sold for the folks using the new diuretic ... I revealed the innovative product at the end, peeled it and took a bit.
One of my favorite routines came to me in my sleep, giving a lecture on medical terminology which needs to be updated, to help patients know what's coming with their treatments and surgeries. Colonoscopy should be changed to 'bag-a-side-of-me', for instance; ooectomies should be 'ovaoutames', etc.