Posted on 11/02/2015 12:40:06 PM PST by C19fan
In the annals of American political slogan-writing, no one has ever borrowed material from a British cartoon. Jeb Bush can fix that. And Twitter can mock him for inspiring memories of Bob the Builder's 'Can we fix it? Yes we can!' with his new 'Jeb can fix it' catch-phrase. The former Florida governor relaunched his ailing presdiential campaign on Monday with a Tampa speech that climaxed with a litany of things he can 'fix' â just like Bob's friends Scoop, Muck, Dizzy and Roley.
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Jeb’s brother and father helped “break it”.
How about Fix-it Felix?
I don’t care, I’ll never vote for him.
Then he leaked his documents on Rubio and lied about he didn't know anything about it, wrong=he lied again; then in the debate he didn't know his nose from his foot and put both feet in his mouth=he lied;
Now he's trying to come out again? How many ‘come outs’ do you get in an election? How many super pacs do you have right next door to your campaign event (and they didn't talk?) right= and that's against FEC rules and regulation's...
Now he wants to have Telemondo do the next debate after its already been decided they aren't going there? He lied...
Sheesh...ANYBODY could have predicted his slogan would be mocked. It’s almost like he wants the mockery.
Jeb, Jeb, Jeb. Just......stop........
CNN announced that ‘Bob The Builder’ will be replaced by ‘Manuel The Builder’ because he works for less than minimum wage & under-the-table, takes straight overtime, hangs like a fruit bat by his toes from a closet pole along with six others just like him and if he gives you any trouble you can call INS and say you didn’t know.
How many Jebbies does it take to change a light bulb ?
None, because Jebbie still can’t figure out how to set up the latter to change the light bulb.
FUBAR
Mucked up beyond all recognition.
The latest reason for rejecting Bush is based upon the simple fact he cannot grasp the concept that the electorate does not want him. He seems to be one stupid fellow.
I got a boo-boo!
Jeb!Jeb?: "To all my followers in twitterland, I'm here to "Fix It!" I've put on my debating boots that Mommy & Daddy just gave me! Aren't they neat?!"
more like Handy Manny Garcia lol
The joyful turdle is a loser ...
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