Dear White Girl, Thank You for Admitting Amy Schumer Isn’t Funny(niece of Chucky)

pjmedia.com ^ | 10/30/2015 | Susan L.M. Goldberg

[rktman]

Everyone loves Amy. Except me and one brave female Facebook friend of mine, that is. To my friend’s credit, she boldly went where no thirty-ish woman dare go in social media. Her post was simple: “Amy Schumer isn’t funny.” Gasp! A millennial woman who doesn’t find everyone’s It-Girl appealing?! Doesn’t she know it is blasphemous to disavow allegiance to the Holy Trinity of Chickdom: Lena, Kim and Amy? (Sorry, Caitlyn, you aren’t there yet. Get in line behind Hedwig.)

The comments rolled in slowly. Some friends expressed shock. Others dared to agree. “Her Apollo show wasn’t even funny!” Thank God, I’m not the only white middle-class chick in her mid-thirties who thought so.

I settled into my DVR with great anticipation. After all, Amy’s recent interview in Glamour was worth a chuckle and her show, well… it’s not Saturday Night Live and that’s a compliment, right? C’mon, how bad can a standup routine be?

[minnesota_bound]

#19 Impersonation of:
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