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Just Go Away Jeb, Preferably Mad
Townhall.com ^ | November 2, 2015 | Kurt Schlichter

Posted on 11/02/2015 5:10:04 AM PST by Kaslin

It's not enough that Jeb Bush be allowed to bow out of the race and retire with dignity to spend the rest of his life not being president. No, Jeb made a choice to be the guy who, with joy in his heart, was going to put us clods, nuts, and losers in our place, which is at the feet of the likes of Jeb and the guys who write him checks. So Jeb's departure must be a public, painful lesson in utter humiliation.

Us losers who you looked down on, Jeb? Hey, we broke you. You lost to us. To us unworthy, unwashed, un-edumakated members of the GOP grassroots whose uppity collective tails you were going to kick. Next time you sit down, in your limo or in a seat on your jet, you just think of who kicked best.

Remember how you were going to win the general election by losing the primary? Well, you were half right. You were going to use the mountains of your rich buddies' cash to crush us know nothings and force your squishy self down our throats. Immigration? If we normals complained about the consequences of illegal aliens then we were just racist. Common core? When we were concerned about the nonsense our kids were learning at school, well, we needed to listen to experts like you. Your strategy was to beat Hillary by out-Hillarying her.

Some of us put money down on how long it would take for you to decide that we needed our right to keep and bear arms infringed. And then you went on Colbert and damned if you don't accept the premises of Hillary's "common sense"” gun control agenda. I won $20 - no one ever lost money betting that a RINO would shoot conservatives in the back.

So Jeb, it's not enough that you just go away. And you will go away. The GOP has become the Delta House and you're Greg Marmalard. That makes us conservatives Bluto. Guess who is hooking up with Mandy Pepperidge?

And your campaign has been a tragic kiln explosion. I made kind of a game of it, trying to find one single conservative who would said, "“Yeah, my candidate is Jeb Bush. Jeb forever!" I would have had an easier time finding a hot liberal feminist or a Democrat with a job.

I actually found one person on Twitter who tweeted something to the effect of, "I guess I’m for Jeb. Meh."And I recently saw a twenty-something dude in a Fox studio audience who was all in for The Lesser Bush. He looked like he had been the vice-president of the competitive acapella team back at Andover.

That's it. That's pretty much Jeb's support on this side of the velvet rope.

And even that meager support is dissipating in the wake of the brutal humiliation delivered by Marco Rubio during the CNBC debate. The crowd had whooped and hollered for Marco as he deftly eviscerated the liberal moderators and their hacky "You missed votes" meme. Yet tone deaf Jeb utterly misread the crowd and joined in on the side of the mainstream media. You can almost see Jeb in a general election debate saying, "Well, Mrs. Clinton makes some good points about how conservatives hate women."

And Jeb, spare America the sight of a rich guy's son - who has literally zero accomplishments not directly linked to being a rich guy's son - lecturing an immigrant's kid who toiled his way into the Senate about the need to work harder.

Jeb's total failure is a teachable moment. It should teach future GOP candidates that Republicans should actually support the things Republicans support, and not share Hillary Clinton's view that fellow Republicans are the real enemy.

We conservatives are sick of being disregarded, disrespected, and betrayed. If you are appalled, alarmed and/or ashamed by conservatism and conservatives, maybe the GOP nomination just isn't for you. We were told the smart play was John McCain. We were told the smart play was Mitt Romney. We were told the smart play was Jeb Bush, and what we told the Establishment can't be repeated on this family website.

Yes, Jeb must go away, and he must go away mad. He must be made an example of in order to spare the party the burden of dealing with future out-of-step, sanctimonious, unconservative, undistinguished, lazy, and entitled losers who want to be president because it’s their turn.

Well Jeb, it's not your turn, and it never will be.

Sure, you still have a ton of money and a bunch of advisors who still see you as a gravy train. They'll be telling you that you have the cash to hold on, to be the last Republican standing. They are lying. They will win the primary season even though you will never be nominated. They figure the damage your ad campaigns cause better candidates going into the general is a small price to pay for their healthy slice of the ad placement bucks.

Your continued candidacy hurts the GOP and makes "President Clinton II: The Enshrewening" more likely. If your campaign is about more than you and your ego and your sense of entitlement, drop out and go away.

But regardless, you are going away anyway, and you will go away mad, and good riddance.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2016election; amnestypimp; bush; elections; gopestablisment; jebbush; loser; marcorubio
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To: central_va

Rinse Priebus can probably do a very convincing Dean Wormer impersonation


21 posted on 11/02/2015 5:45:30 AM PST by silverleaf (Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
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To: Kaslin

if jeb quits, his establishment supporters will go to rubio, and suddenly he’s flirting with significance.

we don’t want jeb out. we want him in until the end.


22 posted on 11/02/2015 6:03:51 AM PST by JohnBrowdie (http://forum.stink-eye.neti)
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To: IamConservative

What are the current core values of the republican party and who decided? Doesn’t seem to me there are any “core values”.


23 posted on 11/02/2015 6:04:33 AM PST by ilovesarah2012
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To: Raycpa

“Even now, if the forces who back Bush are successful in taking Trump down, Bush can still win.”

I think this is a good attitude to have. Bush may be down, but he’s not out. He should be out because practically no one (the voting public) supports him.

I still see the possibility of his backers doing something totally wrong, if not illegal, to make Bush the nominee no matter what the public wants.


24 posted on 11/02/2015 6:09:55 AM PST by redfreedom (Voting for the lesser of two evils is still voting for evil.)
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To: Kaslin

You know the movies where the monster/bad guy/alien appears to be bloody and dead suddenly springs to life?

Beware of the GOPe, it ain’t over ‘til it’s over.


25 posted on 11/02/2015 6:13:20 AM PST by TTFlyer
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To: conejo99
Why does a lingering and unsuccessful Jeb candidacy increase the odds of a Clinton Victory?

Well it seems to me that each RINO on the podium blurs the concept of true conservatism.

Analogy: What if there was a debate with one true Christian and 9 fake Christians of various types. The more fakes there are the less time the real Christian has to preach a true gospel or expound on deeper Christian doctrines.

And that's another thing! Who cares about "Conservative" policies. I'm a conservative to the degree that liberals are on the wrong side of the bible on every issue. It starts to make me mad to hear the word conservative because, frankly, politicians are ashamed to talk about the source of Christian policies.

26 posted on 11/02/2015 6:17:04 AM PST by DungeonMaster (Now I understand why my grandparents quit voting.)
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To: Kaslin

Great read! This guy blasts Yeb and the GOPe with both barrels.


27 posted on 11/02/2015 6:19:37 AM PST by wjcsux ("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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To: Kaslin

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/258805-rubios-former-chief-of-staff-backs-jeb

not going away yet


28 posted on 11/02/2015 6:20:45 AM PST by kvanbrunt2 (civil law: commanding what is right and prohibiting what is wrong Blackstone Commentaries I p44)
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To: Kaslin

No, no,no, Jeb Bush must stay in the race, I am enjoying watching him melt and grovel every time I see him on TV, I’m hoping he getting moved from the big stage to the little kids debates. Only the 7 should be in the main event.


29 posted on 11/02/2015 6:46:11 AM PST by stockpirate (Neo-communist the replacement word to describe RINO's, just like the fascist democrats.)
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To: Kaslin

Yes and take Rubio with you.


30 posted on 11/02/2015 7:07:43 AM PST by b4its2late (A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: Kaslin

A. MEN.

The Big Government Bush family has done enough damage to America and the conservative cause. Get lost.


31 posted on 11/02/2015 7:26:30 AM PST by mikeus_maximus
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To: skeeter
And Marco Rubio is next.

Let's hope so.

32 posted on 11/02/2015 7:35:25 AM PST by Future Snake Eater (CrossFit.com)
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To: silverleaf

“Let’s take the cheese.”


33 posted on 11/02/2015 8:37:14 AM PST by Kodos the Executioner (.. the revolution is successful, but survival depends upon drastic measures..")
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To: ilovesarah2012
Doesn’t seem to me there are any “core values”.

Perhaps to clarify. The values guys like Boehner and McConnell talk about when they are running for re-election. :)

34 posted on 11/02/2015 10:27:25 AM PST by IamConservative (There is no greater threat to our freedoms than Bipartisanship.)
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To: Kaslin

I hope Jebbie stays till the bitter end unitl he and his donors are bled dry.


35 posted on 11/02/2015 10:28:53 AM PST by catfish1957 (I display the Confederate Battle Flag with pride in honor of my brave ancestors who fought w/ valor)
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