[simpson96]

Links to bios of the Dept of Energy employees whose job it is to do this:

"...When Carly isn't in the office creating infographics, she can often be found at her tiny house in Arlington practicing yoga while her two mischievous ferrets chew on her sticky mat." ( http://www.energy.gov/contributors/carly-wilkins-0 )

"He covers renewable energy and climate change topics for Energy.gov, telling stories that explore the Energy Department's work toward a sustainable energy future....Ocean conservation still holds a special place in his heart -- right next to craft beer, space exploration and Arsenal F.C." ( http://www.energy.gov/contributors/matt-dozier )

[Buckeye McFrog]

Thanks for answering the question “what are Millenials with Liberal Arts degrees doing for a living?”

[HiTech RedNeck]

Better a waste than mischief, I guess.

[Red Badger]

These people, aka GOVERNMENT WORKERS, obviously have WAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS!.....................

[TexasCajun]

Looks like Mellisa Harris Perry on the right.

That is a human tampon, right?

[Tax-chick]

The boy has a good haircut.

[uncitizen]

"..she can often be found at her tiny house in Arlington ..."

ugh this 'tiny house' meme is getting louder....

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"...while her two mischievous ferrets chew on her sticky mat."

I suggest using some of these to alleviate that problem;

[FroggyTheGremlim]

" ... chew on her sticky mat?"

[The Iceman Cometh]

her sticky mat

I guess there's more than Yoga happening on that mat.

[polymuser]

Old idea.

[WKUHilltopper]

How long to we endure this completely unconstitutionally authorized government bureau?

What a complete piss away of our money.

[windcliff]

Ralph Kramden's is better

[KarlInOhio]

I’ll dress as a wind turbine and kill every bird that crosses my path on Halloween.

[CodeToad]

I guess we can dress in business casual and go as tax wasting government employees.

[ken in texas]

Gee, I’m sure glad to see my tax dollars are being spent wisely.

[onedoug]

Dear energy goomers: Stop wasting energy.

[hal ogen]

I bet these two LIB idiots make $100K per year plus benefits. They should be fired and forced to wear their stupid costumes forever while they roam the countryside begging forgiveness for their idiocy.